Differences between a boy & a girl

Girls are born to be more demure and gentle.

Boys are born to be more rough and active.

Girls are born to be sweet to Daddy.

Boys are born to be naughty to Mommy.

Girls are a punishment to Daddy for tackling her mommy away from grand-daddy.

Boys are a punishment to Mommy for choosing to be with his Daddy.

Kids Talk - 2

Just after dropping off Master C with Mrs C at the bus-stop opposite their workplace & childcare. He ran back to my car and signaled that he has something to say. I winded down the window and this is what he said to lectured me.

"Daddy, you must work so hard so that your boss can give you lots of air to make the ballons float up, ok?"


Air that can make ballons float up are more fun than having lots of money